"In Vino Veritas"
A collection of dark thoughts and other creations of a brainless brain.
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War!!! The Americans call it "peace process". The Russians call it "peace enforcement".
Actually, it takes only very few brain cells to be stupid.
We urgently need to invent time travel. It doesn't need to be perfect. Backward is enough.
Yes I have money, but never enough. Yes I am happy, but never enough.
Try living like an immortal, until you die.
Getting to know people is fun, until you know them.
How many people will cry at my funeral? If zero, then it's time to die.
There are quite some mistakes I would like to make twice.
It may feel good to be considered normal, but luckily I am not.
Many people believe in capitalism. Probably because it's easier to get rich than to get happy.
I think I'm suffering from Alz ... What's the name again of that disease?
Most people of my age are much older than me.
As soon as you come in contact with an intolerant person you become infected. Intolerance is a contagious disease.
I observe how people think that they are clever, while in fact they are not, and I wonder if I am just as stupid. No way!!
I would rather have an average weight or an average income, than an average intelligence.
People tell me that "in their time, things were better". Not in my time. My time still has to come, and things will be worse.
If God existed she would have outlawed religions. First commandment: Thou shalt not religiate.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
It feels real bad!
Silence is a powerful way of speaking.
If you say nothing, you are saying a lot.
We invented printing, ... and filming. Now there are more books than I can ever read...more movies than I can ever see. And I am bored.
Experience taught me: you can either feel happy, ... or unhappy, .. or neutral. But I am not sure, is it better to be half the time happy and half the time unhappy... or all the time neutral?
If you upset me ... I will be upset.
With ambition, idealism and optimism gone, what else is there to live for?
How old do I need to be, to have enough experience, to keep the people who I love happy?
Nothing is worth dying for, except perhaps the right to die.
What's the use of intelligent people if they don't think?
I decided not to smoke except during my own cremation.
When you are busy reinventing the wheel, don't forget to reinvent the road.
It's easier to love crazy people than normal ones.
Homo sapiens is the scientific name for modern man. It is Latin, and translated it means "wise man", "clever man", "knowing man" or "thinking man". So it looks like we are not even clever enough to give ourselves a proper name.
There is no need to tell clever people how clever they are, and it is impossible to explain to stupid people how stupid they are.
Your health is your most valuable possession, but would you rather be healthy without any friend/partner/wife/husband/son/daughter or sick with somebody who cares for you?
Girls mature earlier than boys. At least 60 years earlier.
We have only one real problem, which happens to be a solution to all our problems. Mortality.
Divorce wouldn't be so bad if you wouldn't loose half of your friends in the process. In my case 85 percent.
I feel like a 20 years old boy in a 40 years old body. Being 50, the boy is worried.
With life expectancy growing we expect more from life, but what we get is more repetitions.
Trees versus people. Trees are harmless.
The problem with life experience is that it can prevent you from experiencing life.
We are all consumers, feeding on our environment as voracious caterpillars. But will we reincarnate as butterflies?
I don't make the same mistake twice. I am too busy trying other mistakes first.
The only "proof" that God exists seems to be that nobody can proof that It doesn't exist.
Synergy is defined as "The interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of their individual effects". So, if two people together are more stupid than the sum of their individual stupidities, this can be called synergy? Or should we call it divorce?
Ha, they are now making movies without smoking. Shouldn't they start making movies without guns? Or even better, without people!
In many species of animals which show “social behavior” there are a lot of solitary males. How social is that?
The good thing about teenagers: In a few years they become normal people.
Many people take training to improve their memory. Wouldn't we be better off with training that helps us to forget?
It's a miracle that brainless people can talk.
If I were alone in this world I would probably feel less lonely.
You are a smoker. You need a cigarette. Don't ask me "Do you smoke?" Ask me "Do you mind if I smoke?" I will tell you.
Life has its ups and downs, like mountains and valleys. The birth of my children is still my highest mountain. Now they are not talking to me: my deepest valley. Is the mountain higher than the valley deep is?
I agree that my driving is below average, but all others drive worse.
I'm not a brainless boy. I'm a brainless old man.
Things can always get worse, but things can always get better !!!
I am not religious. For me there is nothing after death. That's why I will try to stay here a bit longer.
My wife was always right. And I was left ... alone.
Loneliness wouldn't be so bad if you could share it with somebody.
Music is the universal language. Everybody understands music. It's a pity that so few people speak music.
I'm alone, I'm lonely. But I'm alive.
Most people are so stupid that they don't know that they know nothing. I am not THAT stupid. I know it!
We live in an age of communication. Probably that's the reason why I lost contact with almost all of my friends.
The world has two types of people. Most people are bad people. The rest are very bad people.
Somebody asked me the difference between Gods and Angels. Angels have wings, even if they don't exist.
Take care of your heart! Regular exercise is of extreme importance, at least 3 times per week! But who has time to exercise three times every week? It would certainly help if we could make weeks a few days longer.
Most problems in this world are human communication problems! Unfortunately, we live in an age of communication.
I don't wanna be right. I don't wanna be wrong. I don't wanna be left ... alone.
I am a pacifist. If looks could kill, I wouldn't look.
People always believe me when I say "I'm stupid".
Just found out what "sublimation" means. It happens to my brain all the time.
There's something seriously wrong with this world, apart from me.
My daughter says: "you're a ..... [beep]". My son says: "no". The [beep] in the mirror says nothing.
All religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others, and for most people, their own religion is the only equal one. Equally stupid perhaps?
I am always right. ALWAYS. Except when my girlfriend disagrees with me.
Remember this: You can drink from your glass many times, but you can break it only once.
The world should be perfect, perfectly round. No land, just one big ocean. No place for us, just fish.
Dinosaurs went extinct, and the mammoth is gone too. And where is the Dodo? Who misses the Dodo? Cave bears are extinct, and aurochs, quaggas, giant deers, Elvis Presley. Yes we really miss them, or not? Let's kill off the whales. My instinct tells me that nobody will miss them when we are extinct.
Einstein knew it. Picasso knew it too. If you put a mirror far enough away you can see your own profile.
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Too much coffee is bad for my health. I don't know if it will kill me, but if it does I hope to come back as a coffee pot.
Wouldn't it be great to live in a perfect world? Things could only get worse.
I have 2 parents.
I have 4 grandparents.
I have 8 greatgrandparents.
I have ... wait, let's make a quick calculation:
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256
512
1,024
2,048
4,096
8,192
16,384
32,768
65,536
131,072
262,144
524,288
1,048,576
2,097,152
4,194,304
8,388,608
16,777,216
33,554,432
67,108,864
134,217,728
268,435,456
536,870,912
1,073,741,824
2,147,483,648
4,294,967,296
8,589,934,592
So 33 generations ago (which is about 33 x 25 = 825 years ago), I had more than 8.5 billion greatgreatgreat, great people in my ancestor tree. But, even now there are "only" 6.5 billion people in this world? We are one big unhappy family.
I believe that we all want freedom of religion so that we can believe what we want and then tell others what to believe.
I forgot who told me that fish is good for your memory. Probably a doctor who sells fish.
Good to know that when I die everybody's IQ will go up.